Thursday, December 12, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Sam: "Rack it up." Me: "Whyyyyy?" Sam: "When you look like you're taking a poop just squatting with a 33lb bar, you're doing mobility. Now, rack it up."
-Sam. Who was probably right.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
"That chick is gonna give me an f'in heart murmur one of these days. She's good shit, but damn the little lady is starting to take days off my life."
- Sam, after Macie took an unplanned dismount off of the pull up bar and landed in the ER
Jessica MM: "So, I'm probably taking my life into my hands by asking you a question this early..." Sam: No, I'd take your life for you. But what's your question?"
- Sam being his normal, chipper 6am self
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
"Remember a couple of months ago when I said that was the most perfect squat you had ever done? Forget that. You just did the complete opposite."
- Sam, expressing his disdain for my (admittedly horrible) squats in warm up
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, March 7, 2013
"If I saw them littering would have karate chopped their shit in the neck. That's one of the places that'll do the most damage. But now somebody'd probably turn me in for child abuse. It was much better when there weren't so many laws. "
- Sam on children after finding candy wrappers in the boxes (thanks, Jess!)